5.18.2008

A Brief Real World Update....

A couple of weeks ago I developed a severe and chronic headache problem. Unfortunately, it's become clear that it's something to do with my vision. I know this because spending time staring at a computer screen exacerbates the pain immensely. There's a backlog of postcards from our trip that I need to post, but I'm going to have to wait until the experts figure out how to help me. Hope everyone's doing well. I have no intentions of shutting down this blog, but I thought I'd better explain the slow updates. I'll be back soon!

4.26.2008

Milking it for All It's Worth

Dear Recipient,
Well, more frustration for me. Even though I didn't take any wrong turns this time, Mistress Sassa said pointed out that I've gone waaaay longer than this not cumming. Of course, she whispered this to me while she was sitting in the passenger seat in next to nothing, tugging teasingly at the lock on my cage. I would have started begging, but I know that will just make matters worse.
No one knows who built Aneros-Henge, but some scientists hypothesize it was some ancient culture who had harnessed the power of orgasm denial to call upon the great Pagan goddess, Sassafrassus. Legend has it she would descend from on high, work the men into a lather, and then flip a coin to decide if they got to cum or not. Being a goddess, however, she had the power to control the result. As the story goes, the pleas for relief could be heard hundreds of miles away. In their misguided quest for release, the wisest men of the group invented the Aneros. Sadly, even the wisest men didn't understand the concept of scale...
Well, Ms Sassa is calling me back to the car. I better hurry, this might be my lucky day at last!!!

-ace

P.S. It's okay... I know my plants have died by now.

4.19.2008

My Fate is in Your Hands!

Miss Sassa's started a new Yahoo Group, which I think is pretty cool. It's quickly becoming a great forum for all things Sassa, and a cool way to keep up with all her victims...er... pets. It's been a nice way to stay connected while I'm being denied any relief.

Imagine my surprise when I logged in and found a new poll, entitled "How Long Should I Make ace Wait to Cum?" Yeaaah, I though. Now's my chance! Sadly, the 'soonest' option available is 7 more days, and the 'longest' is never. And it appears that most think I shouldn't be cumming for a loooong time. That's bad enough, but then I noticed that Ms. Sassa has also cast her vote, and has chosen NEVER.

Help!